Hi! I'm Bob!!

This is a story...Once upon a time there was a man named Bob Unworthy. On May 17 he thought he was good at grilling hamburgers, meat, and almost anything you can grill! Then he went to a restaurant that grills burgers. He read the sign and it said HELP WANTED. He went inside and had the job interview. He met a man who was going to give him the interview. '' So tell me about yourself.'' Said the man.''Well, my name's Bob,I like cake! I live in the biggest mansion in the world...I think. My children go to The Weird Elementary.My wife works at a yard...a graveyard. It's totally creepy man! My pet is well, a pigeon. It's name is Bob. It's named after me! I love that thing even though it pecks my my wife! Were Italian so she's trying to get it to stand on her head that's why it pecks her. Oh yeah! My favorite color is pink!''said Bob. 'Very interesting! Will you please demonstrate how to grill a hamburger right over there?" asked the man. "Awesome! This is gonna be fun!" said Bob. He started grilling the burger. he forgot about the burger so the burger got burnt. Then the man didn't notice because the burnt part was the bottom. "you're hired!"said the man. The very next day he got started and got a complaint from a customer."This burger tastes like firewood!!!"said the customer."you're fired!!!!!"said the man.The End!